Funny Thanksgiving Hoodie – Too Full To Function
🎄 Holiday designs printed fresh when you order🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA
Funny Thanksgiving Hoodie – Too Full To Function
🎄 Holiday designs printed fresh when you order🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- DTG (direct-to-garment)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–7 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–12 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Achieve Peak Relaxation in Our Too Full Turkey Hoodie!
Thanksgiving dinner mood: activated! This hoodie is the ultimate declaration of your post-feast status, perfect for anyone who's so stuffed, they're basically a decoration. Zip up, cozy down, and embrace the food coma.
Why You'll Love It
- Hilarious white line art of a very full, napping turkey.
- The iconic "Too Full to Function" text for relatable holiday humor.
- Soft, warm fleece with an adjustable hood for extra coziness.
- Convenient front pouch pocket for holding snacks or remote controls.
Why We Designed This
We started The Holiday Tee because we wanted shirts that gave people that specific, funny moment, especially when maximum comfort is required. The post-Thanksgiving food coma is a serious event! This hoodie is for those who take their relaxation seriously and want to do it in style. It’s about giving you that perfect, snug moment of holiday joy and warmth.
Holiday Party Tips from The Holiday Tee
Don't get caught without your essential food coma gear! Order your Too Full To Function Turkey Hoodie by November 10th to ensure it arrives for Thanksgiving. For group orders, consider ordering one size up for extra room!
Perfect For
- Thanksgiving dinner and all-day lounging.
- Friendsgiving gatherings and outdoor festivities.
- Intense post-meal napping competitions.
- Watching football on the couch.
- ✓ Features a hilarious white line drawing of a turkey after a big meal.
- ✓ Bold 'Too Full to Function' text perfectly captures the post-Thanksgiving mood.
- ✓ Unique illustrated text style for a fun, eye-catching holiday statement.
- ✓ Made from a soft, warm fleece blend with a cozy, adjustable hood.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit with a spacious front pouch pocket for comfort.
Frequently Asked Questions
How thick is the material of this hoodie?
This hoodie is made from a mid-weight, cozy fabric with a soft fleece lining, providing comfortable warmth without being overly bulky. It’s perfect for those chilly fall days and post-meal naps.
Does the hood offer good coverage for a nap?
Yes, the hood is generously sized to provide ample coverage, making it perfect for pulling up and hiding from the world while you enjoy a well-deserved post-Thanksgiving dinner nap on the couch.
Are there pockets on this hoodie?
Yes, this hoodie features a spacious front kangaroo pocket, ideal for keeping your hands warm, storing snacks, or just lounging comfortably during your food coma recovery.
Is the turkey design prominent on the front of the hoodie?
Absolutely! The white line drawing of the 'Too Full to Function' turkey and text is prominently displayed on the chest of the hoodie, ensuring everyone gets a clear view of your holiday mood.
Is this hoodie true to size or should I size up for a looser fit?
This hoodie generally runs true to size for a comfortable fit. If you prefer an extra roomy, oversized fit for maximum food coma comfort, we recommend sizing up.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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