Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt – I Only Have Sides For You

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🎄 Holiday designs printed fresh when you order🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA

I Only Have Sides For You Sweatshirt in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:Crewneck SweatshirtHoodie

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–7 days
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Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Fabric
Cotton/Polyester
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
DTG (direct-to-garment)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–7 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 6–12 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Cozy Up with Your "I Only Have Sides For You" Sweatshirt

After a massive Thanksgiving feast, there's only one thing left to do: get cozy! This sweatshirt is perfect for the side dish enthusiast who wants to snuggle up in comfort while still rocking a hilarious holiday statement.

Why You'll Love It

  • Features the witty "I Only HAVE Sides FOR YOU" text in a playful, handwritten font.
  • Includes an adorable, smiling bowl of food illustration that brings the humor.
  • Crafted from a soft, plush fleece interior that feels like a warm hug.
  • Designed with a relaxed, crewneck fit for ultimate post-feast lounging.

Why We Designed This

We started The Holiday Tee because we wanted shirts that gave people a moment at holiday parties. This design captures the absolute truth that for many, the sides are the real stars. It’s about celebrating that specific, joyful obsession and ensuring your outfit is as funny and specific as your holiday food preferences, especially when you're chilling post-dinner.

Holiday Party Tips from The Holiday Tee

Don't get caught without your ultimate comfort gear! Order your sweatshirt by November 10th to ensure it arrives for Thanksgiving. Perfect for that food coma nap!

Perfect For

  • Post-Thanksgiving dinner lounging and napping.
  • Friendsgiving parties where comfort is key.
  • Chilly holiday gatherings and casual celebrations.
  • Gifting to anyone who loves comfort food and cozy wear.
  • Humorous "I Only HAVE Sides FOR YOU" text in a fun, handwritten style.
  • Cute illustration of a smiling bowl of food, celebrating all the delicious sides.
  • Vibrant white print ensures the design stands out.
  • Plush, soft fleece interior provides superior warmth and comfort.
  • Relaxed crewneck fit offers easy wear and a cozy feel.
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Frequently Asked Questions

How warm is this Sweatshirt, and is it suitable for outdoor holiday activities?

This Sweatshirt is designed to be cozy and warm, making it perfect for chilly indoor holiday dinners, outdoor gatherings around a fire pit, or even just running errands during the colder months.

What kind of material is the Sweatshirt made from for comfort?

Our Sweatshirts are typically made from a soft, comfortable blend of cotton and polyester fleece, providing warmth without excessive bulk, ideal for a relaxed holiday experience.

Will the "I Only Have Sides For You" design hold up after multiple washes?

Yes, the design featuring the witty text and cute food bowl is printed with durable, high-quality inks designed to withstand repeated washing, maintaining its vibrancy and detail.

Is the Sweatshirt fit true to size for a comfortable, relaxed feel?

Our Sweatshirts generally offer a comfortable, relaxed fit. We recommend checking the size chart for specific measurements, but for a cozy, slightly oversized feel, your usual size is often appropriate.

Is this Sweatshirt a good gift for someone who loves to cook or eat during the holidays?

Absolutely! This "I Only Have Sides For You" Sweatshirt is a perfect, humorous gift for any foodie, home cook, or holiday enthusiast who appreciates comfort and a good pun during the festive season.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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